fart punting

used in the show psych, fart punting rhymes with shark hunting and really has no meaning. Fart punting is a fun thing to say that will have no effect.

Alicia: I love fart punting
jenny: what's that?
Alicia: beats me it's just fun to say
Jenny: amen to that sister

by leeshy.leeshy September 11, 2011

fart fanugan

Somebody who farts on an hourly basis and is proud of their terrible smell.

My boyfriend is such a fart fanugan! He's marinating in his smell.

by FartFanugan1 April 27, 2014

A fart in a briefcase

A vernacular saying made popular during the 2010's to describe an unimportant blow hard that wears a suit in an effort to create gravitas.

I don't know who would ever take Joe Walsh seriously? Everyone knows he's just a fart in a briefcase.

by TeaPartea February 4, 2013

fart paranoia

The fear to pass gas, usually brought on by sharting.

"Why does Ricky keep going to the bathroom?"
"He sharted today, so he's got a major case of fart paranoia."

by Weregoat July 1, 2014

chuckle fart

When you laugh so hard a fart involuntarily escapes

My dad thought the cat video was so funny he chuckle farted and the entire office turned to look at him.

by Kizzdizzog February 12, 2014

Fart Router

WiFi router that runs on farts.

“Bro my uncle got a fart router last week. It runs so fast, plus it doesn’t run on electricity. IT RUNS ON FARTS!”

by SaintFullerton21 June 14, 2020

marinated fart

a fart that has not been released due to holding it in inside your asshole.

whats that smell?
marinated fart

by yuhhhngdizzle November 16, 2020