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Car Dad

An informal and affectionate term for a car owner that identifies as male and believes that his cars are his children. While all car owners may never think of their cars as their children, "car dads" are an entirely different breed. They're typically older, single, males that were never able to find someone willing to bear their children. Their female identifying counterpart is the "dog mom" ,
I'm a car dad. My cars are my children. My Mercedes is my daughter Christine, and my BMW is my daughter Emily.
by Mr Thriller February 15, 2024
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car

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by polywog__ April 9, 2024
mugGet the carmug.

Blue car syndrome

Blue Car Syndrome, Also known as Frequency Illusion, or Baader-Meinhof phenomenon; Occurs when a new idea or object (like a blue car) is brought to your attention, that thing or idea will then abruptly begin appearing more often in your life, almost as if by coincidence.

Usually this is your mind noticing a new pattern which it previously ignored, in favor of information you were already aware of.
"I learned this new word, then the characters in all my favorite shows started saying it. Weird, but probably Blue Car Syndrome"

"I bought an old used Toyota, and now I see the same year and model everywhere I go! Definitely have Blue Car Syndrome"
by BujuBoru May 18, 2023
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Car slut

A women that uses a man for his car to go places because they cannot drive
Carissa is a car slut because she’s dating a man for his car because she can’t go places without his car
by Compbansk September 12, 2022
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Car

(noun) Person who constantly interrupts fun or excitement, as if a car was driving through a street hockey game.
When Pete’s wife called to tell him it was time to come home from the fantasy draft, he said, “Why are you always such a car?”
by RandySteve March 1, 2020
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ass car

When you put your bare naked ass on someone’s car, usually as a prank
Dude, Mike is gonna be so mad. We just gave his Pontiac a solid ass car!
by Jkaeagle July 28, 2020
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car dick

Dick that you suck exclusively in one car only.
"My man just got a car"
"Imagine how good the car dick will be"
"I know!!!!"
by Idontknkeeww June 7, 2016
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