nothing burger

when something has absolutely no substance or content whatsoever or means nothing

Austin Lin: Dude did you hear about that Joe Biden Speech? He was talking about literally nothing bruh.
Christian Koch: Yeah man that was a whole nothing burger

by EdgeTillIBlackOut November 15, 2023

Curd Burger Blow Job

You jack someone off with some bread till they get hard, then you do a dental dam of fondue, a cheese dental dam, that then forms and dries around the cock as the blow job goes on. You then take the cheese that formed with the jizz around the mans cock and feed it back to him. He eats the cheese jizzumed cum mold once it's over.

"Bro, last night I have my boyfriend a curd burger blow job... and I'm still having cheese cum burps, so is he."

by WisconsinStrong November 19, 2023

Classic Burger

A classic burger is liiike... you know... like a classic burger but it's classic. Simple as that.

Mmmmh today I ate a really good classic burger !!!

by XxX_Caca_XxX February 19, 2024

safety burger

A burger dedicated to absorbing excessive alcohol after a long night out

Oh man, I had so much fun at that client dinner, I hope my wife doesn’t find out how drunk I am. I need a safety burger!

by Robbie rosé February 23, 2024

quick burger

You aaaron drunk at a house party and end up having a threesome

I was really drunk and had a Quick Burger.

by djleons March 1, 2024

Cow burger

A) A burger but made with cow instead of beef (Noun)
B) When a trumpet player starts playing marches of the armed forces during science class

Oh god, he's pulling a cow burger!
Can I have a milkshake, fries, and a cow burger?

by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024

ONIKA BURGERS

She ate
She = Onika
Ate = Burgers

"Onika burgers!!"

"Thank you"

by Tickle Master24 April 8, 2024