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Slap Beef 

A polite way to tell someone to fuck off.
Can you help me with this?”
“No, slap beef.”
Slap Beef by The Rusty September 11, 2025
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Minnesota Beef Curtain 

The act of putting your head in a person’s ( preferably male) butt, once the warm anal tract fully welcomes you, you spit out a mouth-ful of cum for optimal impregnation. The gestation period can be anywhere from 3 days to 15 months. Congrats, you have a slimy brown little miracle in your hands to love for, nurture raise as your own, and teach him to provide for himself and others.

Usually takes a couple times (anywhere from 3 to 60), but you just gotta keep trying.
Guy 1: Yo congrats on the new baby, who’s the lucky woman?

Guy 2: Woman? I didn’t need any fucking woman. I’m a butt dad and this is my butt baby

Guy 1: How does that even happen?

Guy 2: My bf gave me a Minnesota Beef curtain, and we’ve got our little bundle of joy with us. It took about 15 tries but it was all worth it
GREED, GLUTTONY and LUST
This nigga puts a new level to Greed.
Any game you play, this nigga will be greedy, especially if he seems to be superior or at the very least survivors.
He will betray even his allies if it means he benefits in any way.
A member of the vortex gaming club, and the most greedy and gluttonous.
He will steal your goals.
He will become the mvp at the cost of you, even if your on his team.
The craziest thing about him?

He's mister steal yo ting.
The same guy who ended a three year relationship just to cop a feel and chow dolly.
Downright devious.
Never bring girls around VTX Beef. He'll chow your dolly, or even paan.
VTX Beef by TRWM#01 December 22, 2025

Teriyaki Beef Stick

When you’re giving a girl anal and then your dick gets poopy and she starts sucking it.
Bro I got the nastiest Teriyaki Beef Stick from Jessica last night.

Steamed Beef

A freshly dropped turn in the toilet as a result of one's daily constitutional or a strategically laid turn to achieve some other mischievous purpose and not solely to relieve one's bowels.
I will be back in a few. I am brewing up some steamed beef and need to pinch one off before this next meeting.

To my surprise, I walked in to my room and found that my room mate left a little steamed beef on my pillow as a reminder that rent it due.
Steamed Beef by Dick Onchin March 2, 2026
Humans are city beef like tuna is fish of the sea.
Urban cannibals tend to go for city beef; it is considered mostly non-organic.
City Beef by PSEUDO-faux-Dank April 18, 2026