cellular-turd

To handle ones phone shit!
(Play-on present + past tense)

Paying bills, upgrades, etc.

"Ha! I just cellular-turd!"

by KOALABEAST April 23, 2024

Turd

Stinky brown thing that comes out of your butt

Person 1: I had the stinkiest turd ever dude!!
Person 2: that’s nasty 🤢

by French urban Fry April 27, 2022

Sprinkle turd

Use this word when someone’s being rude it will mind blow them they will have no come back prepared and will have to take the L.

Person1 to person3: “omg shut it you sprinkle turd”
Person2 to person 3:”day ummm there’s no coming back from that”

by Thecrackheadyouknowas... February 23, 2021

Turd murgan

A small child who aggravates the shit out of you.

Give me back my phone, you turd murgan!

by Trollerfromhades April 27, 2016

Turd Nugget

A phrase that kids say to someone/something that looks like a shit in a chicken nugget shape.

"Bill you look like a turd nugget!"

by RJ Hooven December 9, 2020

Amber turded

When a very hot girl/woman drops a turd on your side of the bed then takes you to court.

Yeah hello? Police? Uh , I just got “ amber turded” I think it’s from my soon to be ex-wife!

by The Double E August 17, 2023

Turd Kraw

A freshwater crawfish prized by Russians for keeping their teeth clean. Can be abbreviated to TK

Andy, what do you have in your mouth?

Nothing, man, just cleaning my teeth with a turd kraw from the river.

by Trvaveler March 22, 2025