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Stirred it With My Big Toe

An expression signifying that one is especially proud of a batch of food that they have prepared.
A metaphor, likely originating from the fact that the foot is thought of as dirty, and dirt may equal seasoning, and the toe was used to add this extra "seasoning" to food. Nobody, of course, literally put their toe into a batch of food; this expression is purely metaphorical to my knowledge.
Grandson: "Grandmama, this mac 'n cheese taste good."
Grandma: "Mhm, I stirred it with my big toe!"
Grandson: "Huh?"
by nicktunes07 September 8, 2025
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A Fried Toe

Draco Malfoy is a fried toe, stop simping for him. I know you simp for him I can see it through your eyes.
A boy with fried hair that looks like an old man and a fried toe.

“Who’s your crush?”

“Draco Malfoy”

“He looks like a fucking fried toe what is wrong with you he’s so ugly,”
by lucy the chipmunks December 26, 2020
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Two toes

Oi two toes!?
Oi two toes, taking your bitch thanks
by anonymous September 16, 2021
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Toe Jam Paste

The gunk in between your toes mixed with toothpaste and gelatin and spread on toast
Hey guys did you try the new "Toe Jam Paste"
by eeeeees bitch March 17, 2024
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Taiwanese Toe Tickler

This starts when you are at an orgy, and one participant has their feet and toes completely spread out and just completely lathered in lube, after this, 8 greasy, oily butt naked men will place their massive meaty throbbing penises and place them in the person's toes until the cum, they will viciously thrust their pelvises back and forth until they hose down the participant with their spunk
"That party last night on the island was lit! Epstein started the Taiwanese Toe Tickler chant and things escalated. I got absolutely drenched!"
by JamesPage September 2, 2025
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double toeing

When a man sticks his toe up and women’s asshole and at the same time she puts her toe in his asshole...
Damn, me and Simon had a double toeing last night, he loved it so much he shat himself!!
by B&Hmasterfuckers May 9, 2018
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Toe Racking

To Take a bike rack and slide it down a steap snow covered hill.
Tobogining with a bike rack thats what Toe Racking is
by Eric (batman) December 6, 2006
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