by BBroker April 29, 2019

Well, bless your pea picking little heart! You are about three walls shy of a full house, ain’t you? That’s what you get for sticking your finger in an electric socket!
by Dcstrutter November 12, 2023

A sexual encounter that starts out quite civilized, but you wake up in the morning to find your duvet has been stolen.
He told me in his charming accent that he worked as an intern at the British Museum. How was I to know he’d end up giving me the Full English?
by Cheeerio December 24, 2023

Emily: "Do you see that weird guy staring at you?"
Kate: "Yeah, he's been giving me the full Kubrick all night"
Kate: "Yeah, he's been giving me the full Kubrick all night"
by Mangetsu August 21, 2021

When something is so awkward/horrifying you pull your shirt, jacket or sweatshirt to cover your face. Normally this contains/disguises your laughing fit.
by Reallyallnamesaretaken April 17, 2015

Well like i was saying terry, last night the missus treated me to a full house, and its not even my birthday
by The real mr grey March 13, 2019

by SpectralSkills November 24, 2018
