Donkey Tail

when you pull the toilet paper roll out (with out ripping it off the roll), wipe, and leave the soiled toilet paper hanging from the receptacle.

Dude, you left a nasty donkey tail.

Donkey Tail by Ndddiej51cvrgf sdfndfgnsdthser December 17, 2018

Donkey bite 

The use of dentures inserted in female genitalia to bite the victim.

Mary gave Devon a severe donkey bite on his finger during foreplay.

Donkey bite by Donald_Chump January 5, 2019

dönkel-effect 

A dönkel is a person who always falls in love with the new partner on the first date. This phenomenon is also called dönkel-effect. An average dönkel experiences this effect about four times a year.

Friend: "How was your first date?"

Dönkel: "It was amazing, it was love at first sight!"
Friend: "Oh, the dönkel-effect again."

dönkel-effect by vfgrelationshipconsulting January 9, 2019

Donkeyface

A really werid insult.

"You stupid donkeyface!"

Donkeyface by Mr Bastian February 21, 2019

Donkey strangler 

A turd so big it will clog the toilet.

Oh my god, do not go into the bathroom I just had a donkey strangler.

Donkey strangler by Scubasteve65 February 27, 2019

donkey-orifice 

What Bob Ebeling's superior told him not to be when he reported that the Space Shuttle Challenger had unsafe rocket-boosters.

I'd rather be called a donkey-orifice a million times than not speak out against a design-flaw that would likely cost the lives of seven astronauts.

donkey-orifice by QuacksO March 5, 2019

Donkeyfucker 

A male human being who through his lonesome lifestyle has defaulted to having sexual intercourse with donkeys. The man will forcefully insert his pp into the donkeys rectum or optionally its vaginal cavity. Here it will stay until this wicked mating ritual is over and the man is satisfied.

The Lord however despise this sort of sinful behavior and if you as a man partake in this kind of activity you WILL be condemned to the eternal fires of hell. There is a special place reserved in the kingdom of hell for people who abuse the Lords creatures. This section of hell is where the tables are turned and the men will be forcefully sexually violated by the creatures they themselves have damaged during their mortal lives. This is a eternal circle often referred to as the «struggle snuggle of the Ass».

You donkeyfucker! I hope you get what you deserve.

Donkeyfucker by PastorJohn March 11, 2019