Old porn 

A collection of porn magazines and videos one has had for a long time. Had so long and looked and watched so many times that it becomes the same old porn and doesn't get one off anymore.

Father: Son, I have a box of old porn to give to you.

Son: Gee thanks but no thanks dad. I found your old porn long ago and I'm tired of it too.

Old porn by cpetkunas February 20, 2023

PBS Porn 

Shows aired on Public Broadcasting Service member stations that are especially raunchy or sexual. Usually of British origin.

Person 1: Wanna watch PBS Porn?
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about Person 1?
Person 1: Like Poldark and shit

PBS Porn by nothingneko March 21, 2023

florida porn 

Resulting from a Floridian's recent rebuke of schools showing classic art (specifically, Michelangelo's David): anyone showing leg below the knee, A&F advertisements, firefighter calendars, any swim suit designed after 1946, the showing of pelvis or clavicle even through tight fitting clothing; and of course any Renaissance art (those nasty 14th century bastards!)

Terry is looking hawt in the new Fire Fighter calendar! That shirtless pic is straight up Florida Porn!

florida porn by The ninth blunder of the world March 29, 2023

garmadon porn 

Why are you looking up this

John:I saw garmadon porn
Jackson:ok

garmadon porn by Mr. Garm May 24, 2023

soup kitchen porn 

Porn that stars actresses who clearly aren't having any of it. The ones that act like they like what's going on, but really are hating it. It's like your going to a soup kitchen and getting free porn as a handout. None of that classy high roller porn!

Jamie: "This girl is looking like she's fighting back from gagging...or just trying to make enough money for a sandwich"

Steve: "Yeah, she is not liking that position at all!"

Jamie "Um, Steve...where did you find this soup kitchen porn?"

soup kitchen porn by J9 gold digger October 1, 2012

punk and porn 

A type of show where punk bands play with black and white pornos playing in the background for an audience. This can also include people acting out violent and/or sexual things. It's quite EMO and goth..

I was watching bar rescue and the bar was a venue catered to punk and porn entertainers.

punk and porn by Ebernizer Splooge December 4, 2013

unicorn horn porn 

A heavy metal band that created the genre "ear rape"

Anyone that associates with a brony

"OMF that new song by unicorn horn porn is badass"

"are you talkin about SATANIC CIRCIRCUMCISION (IM OFF MY MEDS) porn red hot meat hook

unicorn horn porn by Acending apocolypse January 11, 2017