cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey 

An imaginative insult that you call someone who's really...really...REALLY pissing you off.

Annoying Person: "Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you."

Annoyed Person: "Do the world a favour, please shut the fuck up."

Annoying Person: "HAHAHA YOU'RE GAY AREN'T YOU?! YES YOU ARE LOL YOUR GAY YOU GAAY GAAAAAY FAG ASS!!!"

Annoyed Person: "...Shut the hell up you cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey!"

Annoying Person: O_O

cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey by Metalhead For Life November 7, 2006

Cave monkey 

A racist term for white people. Dealing with how whites are from Neanderthals.

Your a fucking cave monkey

Cave monkey by Casscia646 September 5, 2017

jerkoff monkey

Someone who is constantly used by others. Basically a tool of the lowest form.

"Come here you jerkoff monkey, shine these shoes for me!"

jerkoff monkey by A great person with a big load April 7, 2008

retarded monkey fuck 

Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.

Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...

retarded monkey fuck by Gerbilweebies April 29, 2005

a monkey fucking a football 

The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.

When my wife was trying to change her wiper blades she looked like a monkey fucking a football.

a monkey fucking a football by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009

nigger monkey  

a nigger who jumps from tree to tree, travels monkey-like in the city and/or jungle, woods.

Look at that nigger monkey run,

nigger monkey by reverendxblack December 30, 2008

smashed monkey 

Corned Beef

"What's in the sandwich?"

"Smashed monkey"

"Oh...."

smashed monkey by LarrySanders February 6, 2009