Big jake

A fun loving giant sized teddy bear, with long hair and a scrappy beard, he is the biggest stoner you will ever meet Drives a big green van ( usually called the shaggin wagon) works at an italian restraunt to make up for his small sized dick and will repeatedly ask his friends mom to have sex with him.

Bro your mom is hot, maybe she will come smoke with me in the shaggin wagon (big jake)

by Lary the lobster May 3, 2018

saxon jake cannon

Saxon may seem like his cock is as long as his hockey stick. all people can talk about is his king cobra swinging between your thighs but what about his amazing personality, or his perfect smile, or his hot dad. his dads so hot. if you date this sweet loving boy be weary of holly thats the snake we should talk its way more important than saxons snake xx. holly wants your man so watch out

saxon jake cannon s dad is such a dilf
i would let him put it in

by sneakylink 1019 May 5, 2024

Jake

jakes are usually nice but complete weirdos. jakes are usually players and will cheat on you. jakes are usually idiots and do not know what they are doing. if you see a jake be prepared.

look at that guy he is such a jake

by reeeeebooty October 1, 2019

Jaked

To have a negligent discharge of a firearm in someone’s direction.

I was just standing there and he Jaked me. Scared the heck outta me.

by Lrp69420 August 13, 2025

Jake

A boy who’ll break your heart and play you. He will only date you for attention and break up with you any time without any warning.

Girl 1: oh look there’s a boy

Girl 2: he’s flirting with 2 girls

Girl 1: definitely he’s a jake

by Crystyl June 27, 2020

Jake

Generally displeasing, corny or "whack".

Common 1980's urban Cleveland slang.

"You're jake bro."

"I can't believe I wasted money on that jake ass movie."

by SortaRican216 November 29, 2018

Jake Paul

In reference to someone being AIDS; gay; retard, etc.

" I liked that guy, but he became a total Jake Paul. Jerk."

by Cola Connoseiur January 5, 2020