hippie crack 

Marijuana or Weed that has been filtered to remove all of the crystals from the substance. This is done by using a spinning process(Coffe grinder or Blender) and the crystals are removed and look similar to crack cocaine.

Man!Nice weed lets spin that shit and make some hippie crack.

hippie crack by Patrick__69 September 8, 2008

Rocky Mountain Ass Crack 

Someone's mom's ass that has a carpet on her ass and warts to go with it.

I wanted to do his mom sooo badly, but didn't realize that she had a rocky mountain ass crack.

Rocky Mountain Ass Crack by CutthroatMassacre July 3, 2007

jack in the crack 

a totally douchey way of saying jack in the box, sometimes that "x" sound in "box" is too hard for people to pronounce, so they just go with the least funny alternative.

Jack: Hey Jill, Let's go to Jack in the Crack
Jill: What, are you retarded? It's Jack in the Box, that's the name of the eating establishment, and if you respect them or enjoy their food in the least bit you could refer to them by their actual name, or at least a more respectable, less douchey alternative. Dumbass.
Jack: I am sorry. I will never say Jack in the Crack again.

jack in the crack by poopzone January 6, 2009

D-crack 

A puerile and disgusting sight that occurs due to a certain Deb's perpetually low pants.

WHOA Jeto, cop a load of that D-CRACK...

D-crack by laszlo maholy-moly December 21, 2008

snatch crack 

Not quite as bad as dumb ass. Have not achieved dumb ass status yet.

You just a snatch crack tryin to become a dumb ass!

snatch crack by asystole September 13, 2009

life crack 

a sensation you get that is similar to being on crack but drug free and high on life. aka super stoked! riding the crimson wave of fresh air.

---Me: Sorry Russ Im on crack

---Russ: what?!?!

---Me: nooo life crack, like im super pumped up!

life crack by jgnarly April 7, 2010

Man crack 

Man's anus

That crack dealer sells his crack at the same time of delivery. It's a free with purchase of over $100. Do you want the man crack?

Man crack by Goodchild May 20, 2015