homies before blowmes

a humorous variant of "bros before hoes"

Matt: Sorry guys, but I can't go to the bar with you. Jennifer definitely wants my dick!
Joe: Homies before blowmes, man.

homies before blowmes by mexican quilt November 15, 2009

rockaway beach blowjob 

A very fast blowjob, to completion, within two minutes. Similar in both rhythm and length to that of a typical Ramones song.

My girlfriend gave me a Rockaway Beach Blowjob during a commercial while we were watching Jeopardy last night! It was awesome!

rockaway beach blowjob by RamonesFan1974 May 21, 2016

Blowdart 

Taking a straw and packing it with cocaine then blowing it directly into a friend's rectum.

I was so skeeted after Trever blowdarted me last night

Blowdart by Sharty Party May 19, 2019

The Blowdart Game 

The Blowdart Game (also known as the Darting Game) is a game in which players use an imaginary blowdart gun (consisting of a player holding their hands to their mouth like a blowdart gun) to blow a dart at another player (the victim). Once hit with the imaginary dart, the victim must immediately feign as if they have feinted (usually falling straight to the ground) and cannot speak or move until another player removes the imaginary dart from the victim's neck.

The rules of the game are as follows:

* A player is only considered hit with the dart if he makes eye-contact with the shooter while the shooter is shooting
* The shooter must bring a hand to their mouth as though they are holding a blowdart gun and make a defined shooting noise (a breathy "thooo" will suffice) aimed towards the victim with whom they have made eye contact
* The victim must lie immobile until someone else pulls out the "dart"
* Anyone can play, but if someone breaks a rule, they cannot play the game ever again

An example of The Blowdart Game: A person (victim) walks into a room when someone else (bully) calls their name. Victim looks and sees bully making blowgun with hands, and bully makes blowing noise, "PFFT!." Victim is hit and instantly falls limp to the ground until someone pulls the "dart" out of his neck.

The Blowdart Game by DPlatt January 12, 2009

blowjob betty 

a girl who is known to blow alot of guys, or give lots of head.

every party blowjob betty goes to, she gives someone head.

blowjob betty by *BitchPlease. July 23, 2006

blowgina 

A word for the female mouth. Used by men who prefer fellatio to vaginal sex. Used to describe the mouth of a woman for whom that is their only nice hole.

I'd rather put my cock in her blowgina than her vagina.

blowgina by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 10, 2009

blowing smoke up your ass

A person who gives complements blindly and without thought.

I try to criticize you so that you can improve, but you are not willing to listen. You just want me to always be blowing smoke up your ass.

blowing smoke up your ass by Eluu December 31, 2016