Simp Bitch

Someone who is a beta human that drives a lemon and gets no pussy

Josh guy is such a simp bitch

by Bigwillyplaya69 May 11, 2020

simp

a simp is “someone who loves a person despite what they're like or look.” unconditionally ✨

im such a simp for you babyy

by angel1907 November 16, 2020

Simp

A person who is obsessed with someone

My simp was simping

by Elon18298382 February 25, 2023

Simp

Guy who only thinks about 1 specific girl
Also known as Sander Lorie

‘Your such a simp! You look like Sander Lorie!’

by Gebruikte slipjes NL June 8, 2022

National Simp Day

National Simp Day takes place on the 6th April of each year.
On this day, you show your appreciation for your simps by being kind to them and briefly listening to their problems. This holiday is in honor of all the emotional labor simps perform

Person 1: "Hey, how are you celebrating National Simp Day?"
Person 2: "I bought all my simps a locket with my photo in it!"

by xXx_Rawr_Baby_xXx April 6, 2021

Simp

Simping means foolishly over catering to the exaggerated emotions of women. Simping can also mean a man being in his feelings and allowing a women to take over his mind.

Person 1: is jack simping?
Person 2: yes he is

by I am a gamer boiii July 14, 2020

Simp

A guy that prays on women with fire ppo polices in hopes that when she gets her white chip she will want to be with him.

Georgie: bro why are you trying to market her?

Austin: because bro I want her to like me

Georgie: bro, you’re a a simp

by TheRealGeorgie May 17, 2020