ham-showed

Tanked out of your mind. To be drunk beyond reason. to be plastered or destroyed. To be shmammered.

Hash-master was ham-showed at the condo!! He could hardly stand.

by Luke Austin April 11, 2008

shwerk

1. An imperative phrase used to give praise or approval to another person. Often punctuated by a finger snap or, alternatively, the vowel can be drawn out to express greater consequence. Analogous to: “What you have just said or done is very impressive.”

2. A phonetic contraction of "she better work."

Syn: work, you better work

See also: you better

Rom: i better get paid bank for shooting that wedding!

Johnathon: shwerk, bitch!

by ETERNIA January 12, 2005

showergasm

a showergasm is when you put the tip of your dick in the spot where the water of the shower hits the hardest.

hey breh i had a nice showergasm last night when i was taking a shower

by majordick January 30, 2010

Showerbator

A showerbator is someone who masterbates only or most of the time in the shower. This sometimes results in them getting an erection everytime they get in a shower.

1 : I got caught measterbating again last night, how do you never get caught?
2 : I only masterbate in the shower
1 : Your such a showerbator

by Enigma Pie April 20, 2006

golden showers

the act of drenching an expecting/unsuspecting individual with gallons of urine.

On a crisp march afternoon with the wind blowing through the swaying trees, i unleashed my rod and soaked Bill with the golden showers.

by poontang inc. March 21, 2003

showerbating

Masturbating in the shower.

I got caught showerbating yesterday by my mom.

by Kevin_for_real July 3, 2006

Showerdresser

A person who finds it necessary to enter the shower completely clothed. He then closes the curtain of the shower and throws his clothes out of the shower where they find their home on the wet floor. Following the shower, he dries himself with his towel, and then reaches precariously to retrieve his clothes. Clothes are donned in the shower. It is generally easy to spot a showerdresser because he does a particularly shitty job of drying himself with the towel, forcing his clothes to absorb the water. This leaves large wet spots on his ugly-ass clothing.

I can’t believe I share a bathroom with a fucking showerdresser! What the damn is his problem?!?

by bopitchamp May 30, 2004