Meat sweats

Contrary to popular belief, the meat sweats are not in related to consuming excessive amounts of meat in a short period of time.

Meat sweats (and their various degrees of intensity) refer to how hard you are tripping after ingesting LSD/mushrooms. These effects can be intensified by smoking marijuana.

Meat sweats are ranked in terms of "hands." 1st hand meat sweats, 2nd hand meat sweats, and so forth. Anything past 5th hand meat sweats is considered to be "crisis mode" i.e. tripping too hard for comfort, stuck in thought loops, etc.

"Dude how was your trip last night?"

"Aw man, I dropped 3 tabs of acid and then smoked a blunt, the meat sweats were hittin' hard... we're talking at least 4th, maybe even 5th hand meat sweats"

by denny434 February 7, 2021

meat floom

a large vagina, ussually a obese womans

that is one big meat floom.

by master finger blaster October 9, 2004

Meat Slappy

When a male (or transvestite) cums on anothers person dick while they are slapping a cow in the far right utter while a person that weighs 250-369 is jerking the utter for milk.

"Dude look at that meat slappy going on over there...It's so awesome!"

by jareddd h April 24, 2010

meat overcoat

noticeable, overall weight gain

since i broke my leg and haven't been able to work out i've really put on the meat overcoat

by mark s rice May 24, 2008

Ditch Meat

An animal or human laying dead in a ditch that could still be considered edible.

I work for Denny's as a ditch meat collector.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

meat coat

slang for condom

getting intimate with a girl and before intercourse she asks if you have a meat coat.

by critter1 August 13, 2010

meat skeeter

one how cums in raw meat

kenny you meat skeeter theres cum all through the hamburger

by lord of skeet eat it hoe April 21, 2007