Meat sweats

Contrary to popular belief, the meat sweats are not in related to consuming excessive amounts of meat in a short period of time.

Meat sweats (and their various degrees of intensity) refer to how hard you are tripping after ingesting LSD/mushrooms. These effects can be intensified by smoking marijuana.

Meat sweats are ranked in terms of "hands." 1st hand meat sweats, 2nd hand meat sweats, and so forth. Anything past 5th hand meat sweats is considered to be "crisis mode" i.e. tripping too hard for comfort, stuck in thought loops, etc.

"Dude how was your trip last night?"

"Aw man, I dropped 3 tabs of acid and then smoked a blunt, the meat sweats were hittin' hard... we're talking at least 4th, maybe even 5th hand meat sweats"

by denny434 February 7, 2021

meat meter

A system which measures ones desire to eat meat. Usually used to describe males who insist on eating certain types of meat regularily such as chicken wings or steak.
Also a way of measuring the size of ones meat

My meat meter is down, let's go get wings

by Lister Thompson March 29, 2007

meat blunt

when you smoke a dick

Janelle is such a hoe that after school she went behind the bleachers and sucked some meat blunt.

by Melanie500 October 26, 2016

Ditch Meat

An animal or human laying dead in a ditch that could still be considered edible.

I work for Denny's as a ditch meat collector.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

meat coat

slang for condom

getting intimate with a girl and before intercourse she asks if you have a meat coat.

by critter1 August 13, 2010

meat face

an insult. a person who annoys drunk people by offering distastefull food and tells boring stories and bad jokes.

wow, i didn't know theresa was such a meat face!

by tito the bandito October 10, 2008

meat sweats

Sweating brought on by consuming 2lbs of wings, 2lbs of sausage, and a full rack of ribs from Earl's Rib Palace.

I got the Kickoff Carryout deal at Earl's for $50, and got a major case of the meat sweats!

by Earl the Pig September 19, 2016