Donkey Punch

When you stick your hand in someone so deep it gets stuck
#relatable

You know what happend to my granny,she got donkey punched last night!!

by Donkey punch69 February 14, 2018

Donkey Punch

When you turn your back to a raid boss and it hits you in the back.

Wow, Donkey sure is a shit tank, he got donkey punched pretty good.

by Gonzor February 18, 2021

Donkey Shot

The wrong pronunciation of the novel "Don Quixote" by Miguel Cervantes.

Have you read "Donkey Shot"? Thats not right....

by branting May 06, 2024

stupid spasticated donkey

>Just a donkey ass looking person
> ugly
> obvs stupid

IE maddie looks like a stupid spasticated donkey

by d a n n i e l l e February 16, 2024

wonky donkey

That guy who gets the gang to stop playing CoD and to start playing fortnite.

Let's play fortnite! No you wonky donkey!

by LivinLegend55 June 26, 2020

Donkey and horse

Donkey see themselves as horse but they are not

Donkey and horse don't look alike

by Idkboy2211 February 07, 2023

Donkey Phlegm

the thick viscous substance secreted by the mucous membranes of the respiratory passages, especially when produced in excessive quantities during a cold. This is a slang term used in England originally used in Birmingham

I have Donkey phlegm

by Vape Duke Luke September 16, 2018