poop donkeys

a pet donkey made of poop

poop donkeys make great pets, you can play with them, they're great for skin and hair

by natchbait June 6, 2011

donkey

a penis that is small but attractive

you're donkey is sweet.

by dockeyassholebutfacepussylickr November 1, 2019

Donkey

Someone who gets things done.

“I’m in the field puttin in work like a Donkey.”

by Chosen5100GØD November 26, 2024

Swamp Donkeys

A Massive Small or Large mouth bass, commonly found in a pond as there is smaller surface area for the swamp donkeys to control.

Dale: You Catch Anything?
Me: Of Course Dumbass We Only Catch Swamp Donkeys Out Here
*Shows A Picture*
Dale: Damnnn That's Bass Master Classic Right There

by DaleWithTheKlan69 May 6, 2020

Donkey Bowl

When one is hitting the bong and is simultaneously donkey punched in the back of the head leaving a ring bruise around ones lips

Marc; why does it smell like pot in the house?
Son; fuck you dad *turns around hits bong*
Marc; I'm going to donkey bowl you, son"

by FagFaggotSon October 8, 2017

Swamp donkey

*A very hairy woman.

*Mostly found in the Pacific north west and the Galapagos Islands.

*First discovery made in Shasta County.

Bro, I got laid last night. But she was a total swamp donkey.

by Polarbear667 October 14, 2018

Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.

"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."

by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023