One-sided beef

When one or more people are either angry, hostile, or holding a grudge toward somebody who either doesn't care, doesn't know why, or wasn't involved in the situation at all.

"He's got one-sided beef with me, I don't even know what I did."

by hamchurchur December 17, 2025

poke on the wrong side

Something creepy kids do to girls they like...

Steve: Yo Sarah let's poke on the wrong side
Sarah: Wtf? No!
Steve: Too bad you're getting it anyway

by deliah May 2, 2008

The BITCH side

Being on the side that you know will get you outta something even if it goes against your homies.

2. Lying about something just to seem cool.

Yo Kyle joined the bitch side by telling jenny he got home at nine.

by JuggaloFamilyMemba April 10, 2010

JOUST THE DARK SIDE

WHEN A MALE IS THINKING ABOUT PUTTING THE DICK IN SOMEONES ASS BE IT MALE OR FEMALE

I THINK MIKE IS TRYING TO JOUST THE DARK SIDE TONIGHT. REALLY? YEAH DUDE HES TOTALLY TRYING TO GET THAT DUDE NAKED

by SHARPIE785 January 25, 2011

Doin The Sideburns

A guy that has sex with a chick with facial hair

Bobby-"Man gross,I was Doin The Sideburns last week"

by Menani September 23, 2011

Upper East Side Rock

Generic, bland, white, yuppie, American band music, typical of jukeboxes in pubs on Manhattan's Upper East Side and Turtle Bay areas. The songs are well known, the bands are well known, but which song goes to which band is difficult to determine.

My friend Rob likes a lot of Upper East Side Rock and thinks its awesome.

by TMT75 November 13, 2011

i like your sidebraid

your hair is a total wreck and it looks totally hidious

"i like your sidebraid" kid says to teacher.
*turns to friend and both laugh, knowing the teacher hair is a wreck*

by huggingfruitbats October 26, 2011