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12 year olds

Short annoying little shits that get way to close and talk to much. These little fuckers just got potty trained and forget they aren't wearing diapers

12 year olds

In other words, they constantly shitted themselves while Playing Fortnite
by Jesus_From_Instagram May 26, 2020
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depressed 10 year old

A kid who seeks attention and acts like a fucking sad ass dickhead and lies to make their life seem miserable.
Bob Ross: Hey did you see that depressed 10 year old's tik tok?

Kylie Jenner: Yeah they said they pronouns were now they/them because there abusive mom beat them until they changed their gender.

Bob Ross: Such attention seekers.
by I love Namtiddies April 26, 2022
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Old guy with candy

basiclly a slut
cuz they basically throw them selves on you like an old guuy with candy
man i hooked up w/ jess last night.
she was so easy she was like an old guy with candy.
by Isaac756 January 7, 2008
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greasy old grandpa balls

an old man that is so old he looks like a crusty old shriveled muffin with oldman clothes on it and youjust want to yell at him bcause he keeps talking about the new sex shop that just opened up but he cant hear you anyways because he forgot to put his hearing aid in cause hes stupid and cenile and needs to go to a home but his family cant afford it and you wish a dog would just attack him and put him out of his useless decrepid old man misery cause he hits on your freinds and its creepy cause hes dirty and old and needs alot of help. this is a greasy old grandpa balls
that greasy old man that is walking around but shouldent be walking around cause hes too old.
your grandfather!
greasy old grandpa balls are dirty and old!
by daner777 March 4, 2011
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O.L.S Old Lady Syndrome

a condition where you feel a compulsive need to turn down party invites and/or any other happy event that involves drinking
jay: Hey anthony, come over and let's drink some wine.

anthony: I'm sorry I can't. My booty is very saggy and sticky today. I can't get up my sofa.

jay: You need intervention! That's a sign of O.L.S Old Lady Syndrome.
by jiggabuff December 5, 2011
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The Old Switch-er-oo

Japonese torture technique known as "Ranlofan". The testicles are removed from a criminals scrotum, and the eyes are removed from his head. The testicles are then placed in the eye sockets, and the eyes are sewn into his scrotum-- all while he is awake.
"In punishment for molesting midgets, I condemn you to the old switch-er-oo!"
"NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! PLEASE!"
by Anonymous January 20, 2003
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104 years old

An age.
He is nearly 104 years old.
by Debskelly1985 March 18, 2023
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