John second

A long time, generally between 2-3 hours possible to extend to 24 hrs depending on beer and bitches

Example: ill be there in a john second... 3 hrs later you arrive

by uH psych June 4, 2018

John Doe Song

A song that absolutely everyone knows, yet no one knows the actual name of

Man, I just heard the best John Doe Song

by CrusaderFromTheUSA June 8, 2018

John Pesce

100% full send. He got so much cash he's cashed out. Have pulled triple crowns and grand slams. He run this shit.

John Pesce got so much cash.

by Heckleton Fleckleton June 9, 2018

John Hall

A person typically asian that is rather short and is quite fond of giraffes. The one said John would probably be short forever

Person A: look at that fucking midget
Person B:hey that's my chigga, he a John Hall

by Jameron hall June 15, 2018

John Leone

A phrase used to describe someone with a Ego so big but yet they are a complete moron. Don't have such a big john leone.

He wanted to create his vison and image but he is so egotesticle and doesn't know how to do anything that everything he touches fails at some point and he pulls a John Leone

by hjjjoJOE Cikola June 16, 2018

joanetta

an older name that is given when the mother or father is over 70 years old. Mainly used in the late 60’s, for women who wanted their daughters to have similar names. Joanetta originates from Joan, also found in lower class places of the world. Usually found in gentlements clubs pole dancing and shaking their booty in an awkwardly matter. The oldest profession known to women as prostitution.

That Joanetta is really working that pole!

by YIKESSSSSSS!!! June 17, 2018

john copeland

Schizophrenic borderline personality disorder bipolar attachment disorder mood disorder major reoccurring depression Jekyll and Hyde gross drug fiend

John Copeland can see through my pitiful ego trip.

by Nhojd August 31, 2018