Macgyvered Her

When one uses household objects, tools, and unconventional objects to get his girl off. i.e. milk i.e. hamper i.e. flyswatter i.e. WD-40 i.e butter i.e vegetables. The trick is they cannot be used solo and have to create unthinkable success of a home-run magnitude.

I heard Shanasty wailing in ecstasy and flapping like a cat in heat from her tent at the campout--Raul totally Macgyvered her with that Marshmallow encrusted road flare attached to a battery powered Winnie the Poo toothbrush shaft with Double D batteries...then he made the emergency reflective blanket into a make shift condom with an asparagus rubber band and it was fire-breathing GO TIME!

by Dirty JJJ March 28, 2011

Balls in her Sauce

When you have sex with a girl on her period and get blood on your balls.

Moby Dick: Dude I put my balls in Snickers sauce last night.

Friend: Damn dude. I wanna put my balls in someones sauce!

Dude. I put my balls in her sauce last night.

by Snickers101 June 12, 2018

the 90s hit her hard

When a person's eyebrow are so thin, or even not existent. It is assumed the person plucked their eyebrows so thin, a popular style in the 90s and early 00s, that they can no longer regrow them.

God, her eyebrows are so thin. The 90s hit her hard.

by Rose128 October 28, 2017

her turn now

When "her turn now" it means that the other girl or hoe is getting attention

"He stopped responding, must be her turn now."

by salensky April 3, 2022

Kaylenes love of her life

Ethan Alvarado

Oh yeah ethan is kaylenes love of her life

by EthansWIFE September 12, 2021

her body tea

“her body tea” just means your complimenting someone else's body, saying they have nice curves, big butt, and/or big boobs.

Ex:
Fan: Gypsy rose is too pretty!! And her body tea.
Fan 2: Right, i just seen her insta post! Sis is snatched😍!

by bigbrowdaswitch January 8, 2024

Her

Ah, yes. Her. That word always reminds you of that person you love, right? Hahaha… Well; if you’re any type of gender. We don’t judge here, as I know.

It’s almost everywhere! Right? On your mind, romantic books, I can’t even remember where it ISN’T there.

Well, as mostly, it’s described as a pronoun for a non-men person.

-Hey, Name are you thinking about her again?

-Her? No way! I wouldn’t think about her this time.
-Oh, c’mon. You tell me that all the time.
-That was only one time!!
-*Looking at him seriously*
-…Maybe not.

by Steph_hi September 16, 2021