goonencummen

The joke german word for jerking off.

German gooner 1: Im about to go hit the goonencummen
German gooner 2: Can I join?

goonencummen by jerkoffjimmy December 28, 2025

Gooner

Someone that is part of a goontatorship. Usually lead by a Gooner themselves. Similar to the word 'Simp' but with a more positive connotation.

Ahri's server has a lot of gooners in it, but I'm on myself so I don't mind. Seeing a hot girl makes me 'excited' if you know what I mean.

Gooner by AnonymousMikiFan December 28, 2025

Gooner injury

An type of person who got hit in the head by an anime figurine and their personality is that they jack off to anime girls and gooner games

My friend had an Gooner injury

Gooner injury by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 31, 2025

Gooning

Excessive PDA and/or loud sexual intercourse

Daughter: Let's go to the mall.
Mother: I'm tired. Dad and I went to bed late last night.

Daughter: It's not my fault you guys were gooning

Gooning by RunHavanaclub December 31, 2025

Gooners

Parents over 40 that hump loudly

Dad: Mom and I are going to bed now
Son: Gooners!

Gooners by RunHavanaclub December 31, 2025

Gooner

A person who does the act of gooning.

The gooner gooned himself in the bathroom.

Gooner by Naderjuice January 3, 2026

Goonology

Goonology is the study and practice of disciplined swagger—combining street realism with intentional refinement. It examines how power, confidence, style, and independence are cultivated and expressed without apology.

As made famous by Elegant Goon

Goonology is not about aggression or excess. It is about command. A goon moves deliberately; an elegant goon moves correctly.

Goonology by [e-mail] January 4, 2026