National Big Dick Day

November 13th. A day for all of the gents to celebrate their endowment. The first National Big Dick Day was started in 1798 by John "Big J" Dickinson, with the date chosen to be his birthday. The validity of Big J's claims is disputed.

Matt: "How did you celebrate National Big Dick Day?"

Nate: "Not allowed to."

Matt: "Damn."

National Big Dick Day by Billiam27 June 4, 2021

suck my dick bitch 

1. An insult like fuck off. 2. A way to pick up bitch's on the street cause they horny and want to put their sticky ass cock in you moth and give you herpes.

1. You're so fucking annoying suck my dick bitch 2. You're looking fine come and suck my dick bitch.

suck my dick bitch by IDK CAUSE EVERY NAME IS TAKEN December 6, 2021

half a happy dick

A phrase used to describe when people absolutely do not care.

Jeff Bezos surely does not give half a happy dick if people have nowhere to put their shopping carts after they shop at Whole Paycheck.

half a happy dick by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2022

Cheese on a stick, Rice on my dick

A phrase because it jingles.

Cheese on a stick, Rice on my dick

Cheese on a stick, Rice on my dick by TheSeger February 4, 2021

Dick Cheney 

-The second vice president of the US not actually ELECTED into that office. Only thing is, Cheney's not actually the *vice* president. He'd calling the shorts and doing the work of the president cuz Bush is too dumb.

-Said "Go fuck yourself !" on the floor of the senate.

- Voted AGAINST the proposal to formally condemn Nelson Mandela's imprisonment.

-Cares more about HIS money that other people's lives.

-Former CEO of Haliburton.

They say that Dick Cheney is having heart problems, which is suprising beucause i didnt think he HAD a heart...

Dick Cheney by TBnJ04 August 5, 2004

Dick Cheney 

He is Emperor palpatine. The man who bosses around Darth vader (see George W. Bush)

DickCheney's alias is Emperor Palpatine, and George Bush's alias is Darth vader.

Dick Cheney by Wangsta Hippie November 18, 2004

Dick Measuring 

When to men are talking, and one trys to one up the other by bragging.

Bill: Ok I shot sniper 1 down and am working on 2.
Ted: Well I killed that one guy back there, remember?
Bill: Now's not the time for Dick Measuring!

Dick Measuring by jlong17543 August 2, 2009