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Jake Piper's fourth law

The last of his laws, it states:
There can only be three laws.

The law is a certified law.
Connor: "Hey man, I used Jake Piper's fifth law here and-"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
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Jakes

Police. People use this word to look less suspicious.
Jakes kicked down my front door and took everything
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Jake

A person who has a horse sized cock and is much much taller than it's counterpart - the jacob who is the exact opposite.
Wow your penis is so large, you must be a Jake
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Jake rogers

Jake Rogers is a boy who doesn’t necessarily go to the gym.He probably has a buzz cut.But this one girl will always find him attractive.Demi-Lee Mcallister.she will love him to bits!
Jake Rogers:I love you demi
Demi:you fit
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Jake

Jake is liberal and he loves other humans; he wants the best for them. That's a must. He's a good listener and an introvert.

He's good vibes and a chill person to talk to. He's also willing to joke around and be sarcastic. He gives off wholesome sunshine vibes. If you find a Jake, don't let him go.

He keeps it real and he's fun and spicy! He's not someone you meet everyday.

On top of all of this, his looks will blow you away.
Have you met Jake? I have a huge crush on him.

That's Jake; all the ladies swoon when he walks by.
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Jake

Literally the bestest person ever. Everybody needs Jake in their lives, he’s seriously one of the sweetest people ever.
“I really wish I had a Jake in my life.”
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Jake webber

The jake webber cult is groupchat on Instagram made by @g.orgeouscolby. everyone in the gc has a profile picture with jake webber infront of a fire smiling, we plan world domination and talk about all the people in sam and colby friends group.
"What's your hobby?"

"Talking about world domination and Danny devito with the jake webber cult."
by Jakewebbercultmwah July 15, 2022
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