meadow muffins 

cattle dung

cow pie

When you cross the field, be careful you don't step in any meadow muffins.

meadow muffins by David Bassler April 14, 2006

Muffies

Made famous by Panera Bread, muffies are made of only the top portion of a muffin, which is always the tastier part.
Unlike muffins, muffies are flat and thin and delicious.

Forget muffins! Muffies FTW!!!

Muffies by greenlotus94 July 6, 2011

muffintop

The effect of a fat girl wearing jeans tight enough to make the fat around her waist spill over the top of her jeans.

Usually noticed because the offender's clothing reveals their midriff.

Don't look, but there is muffintop behind you on the esclator.

muffintop by ryan March 24, 2004

muffinly

A word for someone who is acting particularly muffin like,

man, ur all muffinly today.

muffinly by Graham Bowman July 24, 2008

muffinpak 

Lover of midgets, leprechauns, bloomberg and of course the manatee (aka the sea cow) Also the bestest boyfriend ever.

Don't you wish you had a muffinpak?

or

You can't get a better one than muffinpak.

muffinpak by Muffinpak's number one fan December 16, 2008

Muffinpad 

A group of bored as heck teenagers on Wattpad writing fanfiction specifically based on the Muffin Squad. They can survive through the toughest of times; writer's block, Wattpad drama, you name it.

They are also well known for doing all nighters, hence that they're fanfiction writers fueled by heartbreaking angst.

Person A: I'm a large fan of the Muffin Squad lol. I'm also kinda interested in writing about them too.

Person B: Have you heard of the Muffinpad community?

Muffinpad by Carrie's-Coolio-Right-Now July 11, 2020

Muffintop

A code name for a guy because his hair looks like the top of a muffin.

“Omg i think muffintop looked over”

Muffintop by Totallynotsyd February 16, 2023