red eye 

The fiery, burning sensation in the anus during defecation due to the consumption of extraordinarily spicy cuisine.

While he somehow managed to avoid throwing up the shot of Vodka with a drop of Mad Dog Inferno hot sauce, the following morning he suffered a blistering bout of red eye.

red eye by Tom Swift July 14, 2004

gunner eye 

one who is cock eyed or has funny looking eyes

hey gunner eye - what the fuck happened you

gunner eye by womoma April 16, 2005

Blue Eyed Jazz 

Jazz music that is sung, created, produced, or otherwise made by someone who is caucasian. Hence the "blue eyes"

Van Morrison is generally considered a Blue Eyed Jazz musician.

Blue Eyed Jazz by Aj632160 February 6, 2009

Eyad 

An Eyad is a really sexy and muscular dude. Usually with the biggest dick sizes.
Mostly know for high charisma levels. He is also known for fucking everybody in his way. He is the first creator of the doggy style. He is always perfect in everything.
Don’t mess with him or he’ll mess with your mother’s pussy.

How are you so perfect man?? Enta shaklak Eyad.
Eyad, bara7a 3aleih w 3ala omo lw sma7t.

Eyad by Idoo September 15, 2021

one-eyed trouser mouse 

a polite, child friendly way to refer to the male insertion instrument

Little Miss muffett sat on her tuffett eating her curds and whey. Then sucked on her boyfriend's one-eyed trouser mouse for dessert.

one-eyed trouser mouse by Miss muffett's boy toy January 16, 2006

Essay Eye's

The puffy, tired, bloodshot eyes that result from spending hours staring at your computer screen while trying to figure out ways to cleverly avoid plagiarizing - what you are in fact plagiarizing - from wikipedia.

"Hi honey...uh...oh my goodness, did you accidentally stab your self in the eyes with two pencils simultaneously?"
"No my dear, I've been plagiarizing other peoples ideas into an essay I've been writing."
"Oh you poor dear, you've got essay eye's again don't you?"

Essay Eye's by Dmac73 December 27, 2007

Green Eyes 

1. what people with *green* eyes look up to sexy their ego

2. people with green eyes are tempermental.

1. i know this is something hot and special about me.

2. redheads have green eyes.

Green Eyes by *burp* September 1, 2005