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pole walker

1. public- Men that have a long package that swings around in their pants as they walk. Not to be mistaken for simple loose underwear, as many onlookers assume there's a large soft penis, even when it's all testicle movement. An actual pole walker shows a tripod-like front and back swing and one obvious source in the middle.

2. Simiprivate- Having an erection while walking (usually fast). Often done in the morning to the bathroom, or in the gym lockers. Mostly done with some attempts to hide the penis or with hopes to be unnoticed.
Sherri only talks to the pole walkers she can spot from the end of the mall.

I know to get out of the way of the urinals when somebody in the lockers calls out, "Pole walker!"
by The Riftalope November 10, 2008
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talky-walky

a pedestrian so involved with their cell phone that they are oblivious to the world around them.
the talky-walky dawdling in the crosswalk was run over by the texting driver.
by zardozer August 19, 2008
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Snuggle Walker

A snuggle walker is a person that loves public displays of affection - especially while traversing by foot with his/her significant other.

A snuggle walker at times will be so touch-feely and immersed on their significant other that it becomes difficult for the recipient of said snuggle walking to actually make forward progress.

Key attributes of snuggle walking include:
- extremely tight hand-holding
- tickling

- jumping on recipients back
- rubbing the buttocks of the recipient
- baby-talking to the recipient at high decibel levels

- pushing the recipient away only to pull them in much closer

More often than not, the person accompanying a snuggle walker is NOT a huge fan. People need their personal space when traveling by foot.
Joe: Hey dude, that girl you took out is hot. How did your date go last night?

Ryan: Yea, you're right she's hot, and everything about her is perfect, EXCEPT when we were walking from the Olive Garden to the Dave & Busters she was a total snuggle walker. That's a deal breaker!
by The Jammy February 5, 2010
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Day walking Yuppie

People that you know that act hardcore and try to hide who they really are. They wear Ford Hoodies and Flannel and claim to listen to metal but Only ride British motorcycles, drink Starbucks, Eat at chipotle, have a blackberry and send their girlfriend flowers when she has a cold.
person 1: Hey you want to see if Brian wants to go to the Rob Zombie Concert.

person 2: Hell no he is a Day walking Yuppie who will most likely want to get a pumpkin spice latte before the show and we will all get our asses kicked.
by G-man 666 December 4, 2009
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Defensive Walking

The pedestrian version of defensive driving used to anticipate walking errors of others in overpopulated areas.
"Dude, I was in Chinatown the other day and defensive walking saved me from a low speed collision."
by Lokiejones November 7, 2011
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walking wounded

To walk, or stumble around..either at a party or any social gathering under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Usually used when one friend is seen holding an alcoholic beverage severely wasted.
does he have another beer in his hand? yeah man, he's been walking wounded for the past hour
by barness910 April 20, 2011
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walking the dog

I got caught walking the dog last night.
by Glen January 9, 2004
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