Speed

Eric

My name is speed.

Speed by Gasp it’s me July 29, 2022

Speed Skater

A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.

Make sure table number 4 keeps his hands above the table, I heard he’s a speed skater.

Speed Skater by Chinesesailboat July 30, 2022

Speedrunner Energy 

A Feeling Of Being Able To Accomplish Anything Within A Short Amount Of Time

Friend: You're going pretty fast there, you in a rush?
You: No, I Just Have That Speedrunner Energy

Speedrunner Energy by anonymous July 31, 2022

Speers Slaps

Invented by Ethan and Maya Speers, this game requires players to stand a foot apart facing eachother and unable to move their feet. After a clap to start the game both players aim to slap the back of their opponents hands before their opponent slaps the back of their own hand, hands can not move behind the body or over the head. Any slap to the back of the hand is a win and the game restarts with another clap.

“Oi you wanna play Speers Slaps?”

“Absolutely not, you hit too hard.”

“Wuss”

Speers Slaps by Lord_Thicc August 15, 2022

Speedrunner’s disease 

when someone beats a long game in a short amount of time

Person 1: “I got the new Pokémon game and I finished it in a day.”
Person 2: “Do you have speedrunner’s disease?”

Speedrunner’s disease by Pixelation0129 August 15, 2022

Speedcarriage 

A bike-like vehicle with propulsion that hoverboards have, manufactured and distributed in Pan-Irealandic Australia.

He is okay. He survived after a speedcarriage accident.

Speedcarriage by Acylos The Silver Predator August 16, 2022

Speedysalmon

A very cool person online, he is known for creating cart ride into saul goodman

Guys, You ever heard of SpeedySalmon?

Speedysalmon by FunnyManOnTheInternet August 31, 2022