Erection law 

A law that is so stupid and profoundly inadequate but remains in existence because it gives lawmakers an erection when considering its monetary benefits. Erection law. Look for it in your textbooks.

Oh, you're a sociopath and want to act as your own defense in court? Sure! Erection Law!

Or basically all laws that involve a plea bargain that gives you an inadequate sentence to an intolerable offense. See: manslaughter.

Erection law by Raven kidder October 9, 2015

The Law of Candidature 

The (admittedly largely unfounded) theory which posits that the quality of a pool of candidates exponentially increases in proportion to the length of the application period.

Regrettably, Oliver Jones was powerless to extend the school newspaper's application deadline for the 2015-16 Leadership Team, despite agreeing with basic tenets of The Law of Candidature.

The Law of Candidature by StephAmbro November 5, 2015

dark law 

Carrying out the law using unconventional methods

Dexter is my favorite show, the way he uses dark law to make the world a better place

dark law by N0Comment November 20, 2015

private law 

Law dealing with enforcing private matters, like wills, trusts (trust funds), and such.

According to Private Law, and his grandfather's will, his claim on his inheritance was right.

private law by Easy Eve May 10, 2016

The Law of Conservation of Hype 

Hype cannot be created or destroyed, but only changed from one form to another

Why did Marvel have to release the second Captain America: Civil War trailer right before the release of Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice? Due to The Law of Conservation of Hype, some of my BVS hype has now been transferred to Spider-Man in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

The Law of Conservation of Hype by amkwong July 23, 2016

Hillocaustic Law 

A law to replace martial law that would allow the mass legal arresting of and killing of any American who is anti-Hillary; also defined as the mass round up of middle and low class Americans to be housed in concentration camps.

Media News Report: " Today begins the 1st day of rounding up and imprisoning thousands citizens who earn under $60,000 annually. Please report to your designated military transports, under Hillocaustic Law it is hereby ordered that if any citizen who fails to arrive at transport, you will be deemed a terrorist against her supreme dictatorship Hillary Clinton, a warrant for you will be issued and state ' wanted dead or alive'. That's your news update on this hour, HAVE A NICE DAY."

Hillocaustic Law by Argal1414 December 6, 2016

fortuna law 

A North Dakota law stating that when a guest leaves a party, they can take with them a key aspect of it, such as nachos or booze. Works in every other state also.

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fortuna law by The Wild Burrito March 11, 2017