Summit Law

The ancient art of worshipping summit1g these texts are written and stored on sacred grounds Shaq protects these with his life and is devoted in the religion of summit.

sax- "Summit lives in cali right?"

shaq- "he lives in Colorado you don't even know the summit law...."

by Sax#9999 December 1, 2019

Murphy Law

Murphy's law dictates that all can go wrong eventually will.

Julie is such a living representation of Murphy law.

by fxlesaint December 2, 2019

Murphy’s law

When a woman give a fellatio to a man after consuming potential barf material and end up puking on the man’s shaft

« Man , Jessica showed me what Murphy’s law was last night »

by Canadiah December 12, 2019

Scald Law

Scald Law, a hill in Scotland. Generally known for cottaging and light BDSM enthusiasts.

As I walked up Scald Law I was pleased to see Jacob and Ross were here already.

by Colon-ick December 15, 2019

Slut in Law

When your slutty sister-in-law is fucks everyone including you.

Is Karen coming over? Yes? Okay.

<Fuck, I need to rail that slut in law.>

by Godddoghot December 25, 2019

pommer's law

Pommer's law states: A person's mind can be changed by reading information on the internet.

The nature of this change will be from having no opinion to having a wrong opinion.

liberal arts college student: I just read an article that says war is good for the economy, that's why leaders start wars!
history college student: Pommer's law has gotten the best of you my misinformed friend.

by bostoncasey April 27, 2019

Stepbrother-In-Law

The title given to someones brother of sisters boyfriend if they're not married

Juan: Who's this Harry geezer?
Tom: Oh he's my sisters boyfriend, that makes him my stepbrother-in-law
Juan: Surely he's your stepbrother?
Tom: Nah fam, he's not married to my sister

by why_am_1_doing_this May 1, 2019