calm the dick down 

Another interesting way to tell someone to calm down.

Tom: "I just got a new bike!"

Dave: "Tom calm the dick down for fuck sakes"

calm the dick down by kneegrow123 May 12, 2014

Midgie's Dick 

A unit of measurement less than a millimetre. It can be used in a variety of contexts. Midgies have notoriously small members.

Example 1: Music or TV
Can you turn it up a midgie's dick?

Example 2: Furniture making
I need to shave a midgie's dick off the width of the drawers. Can you pass me the belt sander?

Midgie's Dick by Meathook Mike June 17, 2014

A punch in the dick 

(negative expression)

1. A situation difficult to deal with in which the result will normally be unsatisfactory.

2. A task which is very difficult to do.

Tomorrow's exam is going to be a punch in the dick

A punch in the dick by Hey, It's ME! May 22, 2015

crocodile thunder dick 

Hot sexy slathered man with a rather large caucus

Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater . Crocodile thunder dick

crocodile thunder dick by People named Tyler are gay May 20, 2016

off the dick 

a phrase that means from the start, or off the jump.

“how much will this cost?” “$250, off the dick.”

off the dick by chanelish February 11, 2019

National Big dick day

Lawson: I love my body
My DICK: yeah me too
My DICK: I love dragging around

National big dick day is for all the big boys.

National Big dick day by OSC ThiccLaw April 20, 2019

wash my watery dick 

wow, your that bored that you literally searched up "wash my watery dick" in urban dictionary, wow.

"im so fucking bored"
"have you tried searching up "wash my watery dick" on urban dictionary?"
"what the fuck"

wash my watery dick by Jocelyn the Helicopter June 1, 2021