Crop Top

Something that Middle-School aged Females should NEVER EVER FUCKING WEAR! God, it makes me sooooo fucking mad that they do. Like, what parent would let their teen girl walk out of the house in a crop-top, especially in winter?
Like it makes me so mad to the point that... ykw, nm.

The new rule at insert school name here states, "NO FUCKING CROP TOPS PER THE COUNTY REQUEST." LL the crop tops, ig?

Crop Top by AirTrafficControlSpecialist December 14, 2022

bopping some top

to give head; perform oral sex on a sexual partner

"Last night I bopped my boyfriend's top." "I can't go with you guys tonight, I'm staying home with my man, so you know I'll be bopping some top!"

bopping some top by Kailey350 July 12, 2009

table top 

a sexual encounter involving two males and one female. the female is on all fours giving head to one male laying below her and receiving doggy style from the other. Her flat back serves as table top, holding food for the male entering from behind.

T&R: hey babe, you in for a table top?

G: duh!

T&R: hold on my quesadilla is almost done

G: ok

R: T, hand me a plate and some salsa, lets go!

table top by sk8a September 29, 2008

BOSTON TABLE TOP 

THE ACT OF CLIMBING ON TOP OF A GLASS TOP TABLE AND CRAPING ON THE GLASS, AND SMEARING IT WITH YOUR CHEEKS IN A CLOCKWISE MOTION

MAN I NEED TO SPICE UP MY SEX LIFE, I HAVE AN IDEA HOW ABOUT A BOSTON TABLE TOP. BE CAREFUL NOT TO SLIP.

BOSTON TABLE TOP by BEAVER LIQUORS December 15, 2009

Muffin Top 

The extra part of the boob that overhangs the seam of the bra cup when the cup is not big enough.

Allison thought muffin tops were for eating, or the bulge that overhangs pants or skirts, but she didn't know it's also where there's boobage overhang.

Her cup over flows.

Muffin Top by Rinne427 May 26, 2010

turbo top lad

Member of the male sex designed specifically for the distribution of top, turbo-charged banter and attracting sexually promising girls on a regular basis. The turbo top lad is prone to getting wildly drunk, shouting offensive comments at innocent passers by and claiming that he could bed any girl in the room. The title "Turbo Top Lad" is the highest honour that can be bestowed upon a male, superceding the lower ranks of "lad" and "top lad".

Did you see that guy inside with the magnum of vodka and three fit girls? Classic turbo top lad!

turbo top lad by T.T.L. January 7, 2012

muffin top 

when your fatty tummy hangs over your (2 or more sizes too tight) jeans.

erica, jill, chahalis, muffin tops

muffin top by prego in the ego January 18, 2009