by turd thrower February 15, 2021
When you are sitting at a 170° angle and you shart (shit and fart) and it hits the back of your ballsack. Then releasing the smell going around the penis and in the air. All while your balls have wet shit on the back of them.
I was at an orphanage and after taking a hit of mesculine I sneezed and sharted, so now it’s stinky and I have a turd ballsack.
by TheKookie81 January 29, 2024
by the turd burlgar July 08, 2017
"flipping turds" is essentially another way of saying nervous, worried or scared. The origin stems from the feeling that you get in your stomach when feeling any of those things and it's presumed similarity with what a turd would feel like if it were flipping around in your guts...
by GSchruth November 20, 2011
Suboxone turd. A massive turd from taking Suboxone. A turd so big it feels breached in the shit canal and deserves a name when it finally makes it’s way out.
by Addict18 November 23, 2023
When a dude manages to find a monster shit in a public restroom and records it for laughs but it ends up getting the attention of paleontologist who think they can replicate the living organism that birthed the atrocity in a lab. Such organism is known as a turd spawn..
Jeff: Yo you see that instagram video of that monster shit?!
Kyle: Yea apparently they think an elusive cretaceous animal layed it now they are trying to revive a replica with it.
Jeff: Sounds like a Turd Spawn.
Kyle: Yea apparently they think an elusive cretaceous animal layed it now they are trying to revive a replica with it.
Jeff: Sounds like a Turd Spawn.
by Capuchin for Hire October 02, 2023
Had a wonderful and amazing lunch however I went on a turd rampage since the bathroom was all out of toilet paper.
by PandasPaw April 06, 2016