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When you establish eye contact with an opposite sex hotie in a bar or party for a long enough period of time that you know you might not come back home alone at the end of the night.
-Dude! I just hade eye-sex with this hot girl! You've got to come with me and take care of her friend!
- How come I always get the fat chick!?
- Do I really need to answer that?!?
eye-sex by El Bruno September 12, 2005
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Black eyed peas 

The gayest band in the world!
I feel bad for the girl because every time I see her with all those guys all I think is "she probably has to give them all a blow-job every day so they just keep her in the band!" Hahaha
Actually I really dont care, its just funny! LOL
Black eyed peas by Enna B. January 8, 2005

Snake Eyes 

A character in the comic "GI Joe"

Officially designated as 'Commando',he is the unit's most expereinced and skilled operator.

Served two tours in Vietnam as a LRRP, apparently assigned to SOG, which one may assume he has Special Forces training.

After leaving the Army, and learning of the loss of his family to a car accident, went to Japan to train with his LRRP team-mate Thomas Arashikage in the ways of ninjitsu.

Becoming a ninja, he left the dojo when his mentor, the Hard Master was killed apparently by Thomas (known as Storm Shadow). Later is was determined that the hired assasin known as Zartan was the killer, under orders to kill Snake Eyes.

Spent an undetermined amount of time in seclusion in a mountain cabin, until SSG Lonzo Wilkinson (known as Stalker),another member of the LRRP team, recruited him to join GI Joe.

On a rescue mission in the Middle East, when his Huey transport helicopter malfunctioned, a fuel explosion caused his face to be horribly scarred and his vocal chords to be irreparably damaged, precluding the ability to speak.

Snake-Eyes now wears a mask to cover the scars,usually a black mask when wearing tactical clothing and a latex facsimile of his unscarred face while in class A's.

Served in GI Joe 1980-1995, left when unit was disbanded,continued ninja training where he has achieved Master status(sometimes known as the Silent Master). Also became freelance operator for unnamed US intelligence agencies before rejoining a reformed GI Joe team in 2001.

Romantically involved with SFC Shana O'Hara (known as Scarlett) since they first met in 1980. Engaged to be married to Scarlett, broke off engagement in 1999, and reconciled later to be married at an undetermined date.

Known as one of the most feared and respected special operators in the world, performing missions in accordance with US policy on 7 continents.

VITAL STATISTICS:
NAME: CLASSIFIED
GRADE:E-8
DOB:CLASSIFIED
BIRTHPLACE:CLASSIFIED

PRIMARY MILITARY SPECIALTY: Infantry
SECONDARY MILITARY SPECIALTY: Special Forces

MILITARY SCHOOLING:
US Army Airborne (Master Parachutist)
US Army Ranger
US Army Jungle Warfare (Jungle Expert)
US MACV Recondo
US Army Mountain Warfare
US Army JFK Center for Special Warfare (assumed)
Various other schools

WEAPONS OF CHOICE:
9MM Uzi Submachine Gun
9MM Beretta M92FS Automatic Pistol
Katana Sword

Qualified expert in all NATO and former Warsaw Pact small arms, as well as edged weapons.

It makes one wonder if such character exists in the real world..............
If you are an enemy of the US, pray Snake Eyes doesn't get you at night.
Snake Eyes by pctfitz July 24, 2008

Eyeland Gyal 

A line from the only verse that cardi wrote without assistance back in 2017 for WORLDSTARHIPHOP as an 'exclusive' Featuring Josh X & Young Chow.
Person 1: Did you know Cardi B wrote her own verse back in 2017?

Person 2: What did it go like?
Person 1: "Eyeland Gyal, Eyeland Gyal Me a Triniminican girl, bilingual.
Person 2: I mean, you can tell she wrote it because it's shit.
Eyeland Gyal by BarbzforNickiMinaj February 10, 2021

McGrady eye 

Either when a person has a lazy eye or appears in a picture to have a lazy eye. Named after NBA star Tracy McGrady.
After a few beers, I get a pretty rude case of McGrady eye.
McGrady eye by BSW April 22, 2008
The technique of closing one eye to be able to see straight usually attributed to double vision due to over consumption of alcohol
Jack: Dude, I had to pull a one eye to read this text message. see also: pirate
One Eye by r1v3t November 5, 2009