Boner Bunt

When you have a boner, and you sneak up behind someone with the boner near their head, call their name, and then they'll turn their head into the boner.

That girl is hot, I'm going to sneak up behind her and boner bunt her in the face while we're watching Star Trek Next Generation later!

by Micahdykajackoffsen December 24, 2010

Nerd Boner

An erection that is gained by nerds when they talk about technology. Benjamin Joseph Wickens gets them all the time.

What happens when people talk about goigle fiber is a Nerd Boner.

by welshcaravan May 15, 2014

boneless boner

it's when you're horny but don't get a boner

elliot:rodger you remember that time you got a boneless boner

roder:please don't remind me of that

by fire pro YT November 23, 2019

Baby boner

You wake up you think you got the real thing but you got a trouser full of baby boner which couldnt even touch the sides on a bag of dicks

"Hey mate I got a baby boner"

"can it touch the sides on a bag of dicks?"

"Na"

by Joby-one July 18, 2019

Boner Slayer

That one bitch that ruins everything, particularly anything sexual.

Duder1: "Hey man, did you see that hot piece of ass last night at the bar?"
Duder2: "Yeah, but some bitch told me she has crabs."
Duder1: "Fuckin' Boner Slayers are everywhere."

by Tanner Lecy May 17, 2012

Cyber Boner

While Texting/ Emailing/ IMing, your girlfriend says something that excites your penis.

"Today I was talking to my girlfiend about having sex, and her response gave me a total cyber boner!"

by whispering-eye222 December 20, 2009

boner job

the act of a girl walking into the room and a guy instantly getting a colossal boner.

Friend: Dude i got one of the nicest boner jobs last night.

Other Friend: Damn your lucky.

by study of wumbo May 17, 2012