Turd burglar

A Turd burglar is a mythical being that takes your turds (aka poop) from your toilet at night when everyone is asleep, similar to the tooth fairy legend.

Little boy: Mommy when will the turd burglar come?

Mother: oh honey the turd burglar only comes at night when your asleep.

by BeeftGunkle June 20, 2023

Turd

Member of blood sets who touch themselves thinking about white men.

Hey he was turding while gigging on that white boy.

by ob=y August 16, 2022

Turd Burglar

When your out walking your dog and your partner picks up your dogs freshly laid faeces.

"Oh look Buddy here comes Fiona the Turd Burglar to rob your shit"

by Aldo83 December 4, 2025

rat turd

someone you really like!

i really love jeremy, he’s such a rat turd

by nameshdbdbbde November 4, 2021

turd pony

A shitty unicorn. Yep.

"Bruh, I can't wait to buy stick in Uber, it's such a unicorn"
"No dude, they're a bunch of molesters, Uber's really a turd pony."

by Tr0l1er December 31, 2017

Turd noodler

Fisting a butt.

People that catfish with their hands only is call noodling.

She walking like her dude be a turd noodler.

by Barakabomba May 4, 2024

Turd Muffin

A turd that is shaped like a banana nut muffin.

Hey everybody, come and look at my turd muffin that I just pinched off into the toilet.

by Peck R. Wood March 10, 2017