What most people, including me, don't have. Due to an increase in the amount of people using the Internet, that's to be expected of human society.
Bob: Do you have any social skills?
Alex: No, just like you and the other 99.99999% of the human population.
Alex: No, just like you and the other 99.99999% of the human population.
by Doctorate in Cussing September 12, 2023
The process of advancing yourself through clever, social engineering techniques, also known as "ass kissing" or "sucking up to someone"
Jim must have really performed some phenomenal social fellatio on his superiors to land his promotion. That guy doesn't know his ass from his elbow!
by BTheOne January 12, 2014
by bdjksfhbnduijkfbudbfhjrdvf November 17, 2020
With the use of social media tools, individual(s) cause damage thru bad behavior, P.R., lies, half-truths, rumors, etc. to a company's brand or product. The effect is terror and distraction to the brand's core IP.
social-media-terrorism
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/16/business/media/16dominos.html?ref=technology
http://blog.plusfactory.net/2009/04/man-made-digital-media-disasters-or- social-media-terrorism
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/16/business/media/16dominos.html?ref=technology
http://blog.plusfactory.net/2009/04/man-made-digital-media-disasters-or- social-media-terrorism
by plusman April 16, 2009
A condition suffered by those considered socially undesirable. Unlike the STD, physical pain is not a side effect. The most noticeable symptom is an outcast status among friends and coworkers.
Social Syphilis is usually contracted as a result of a bad public breakup, embarassing youtube video, or facebook fight. After being diagnosed, one is typically shunned by others, and is unlikely to enter a romantic relationship for a significantly long period of time.
Social Syphilis is usually contracted as a result of a bad public breakup, embarassing youtube video, or facebook fight. After being diagnosed, one is typically shunned by others, and is unlikely to enter a romantic relationship for a significantly long period of time.
Didn't you see her big breakup on facebook? She and Tom had a huge fight, he called a whore, and now she's got Social Syphilis. Nobody's gonna touch that bitch.
by Dirk Browitski February 02, 2011
A person who defends the 2’nd Amendment and our right to bear arms on Facebook, Twitter and any other commonly accepted social media- yet refuses to be active in real world activities or meaningful efforts to defend Americans from tyranny.
Dude 1: Hey Anthony, you see how Winston posted all those “freedom isn’t free” and “don’t tread on my 2A” pics on his Facebook page?
Dude 2: “Yea Nick, but he never shows up for a rally at the statehouse! Talk about a Social Media Patriot...”
Dude 2: “Yea Nick, but he never shows up for a rally at the statehouse! Talk about a Social Media Patriot...”
by 2ANJ October 15, 2018
“Social Bedtime” when you tell everyone that you’re going to sleep for the evening therefore you’ve finished interacting by text, phone, and social media for that particular day. If, by chance, they happen to see you “online” after you’ve announced your social bedtime it would be improper etiquette for them to then comment or contact via those various social media outlets.
by clb628 March 07, 2024