we don't

talk about Bruno no no no

we don't talk about him, but we sing about him

by crimson Flammenwerfer March 26, 2022

don't give a flying fuck

Whenever people say this to me on Snapchat, i report them

'don't give a flying fuck'
'neither do i that your gonna get banned now'

by iDontTrustYou December 6, 2023

National Don't Annoy Arthur Day

Don't be a bullier to Arthur that's mean and it hurts his feelings so don't do it.

Me: *Kicks*

Arthur: Hey today is National Don't Annoy Arthur Day be nice, it hurts my feelings

Me: im sorry...

by Lay Chips 1 May 26, 2022

Polka-Don't

A superhero who has the ability to never wear polka-dots because they're super trashy and bad. Him and his sidekick, Stripen't peruse his nemesis, the evil and disgusting Polka-Do, and prevents him from ruining the city of Newark, New Jersey with a disgusting and gross and really ugly polka-dot pattern.

Polka-Do: Ahaha! I'm going to cover this bland city with my beautiful and amazing and handsome polka-beam laser! Ahahaha!

Polka-Don't: Not if I have anything to say about it! And I do! *Doesn't say anything and stands in front of the super ugly and gross and disgusting and terrible and shoddy polka-beam, blocking the laser stream from hitting the not bland town*

Polka-Do: Noooo! You'll pay for this, Polka-Don't! *Run's away like a stupid little girl who stubbed her toe and is running for her little mommy stupid*

Polka-Don't and Stripen't: *To the beat of Star Spangled Banner* 🎵Polka-dots, say goodnight! For the city's honor we will fight! If the evil and ugly and stupid and hairy and gross and smelly and unlikeable and nasty and gross Polka-Do rears his evil face... We'll prevent him from firing his Polka-beam cannon onto our beloved city! For our names are Polka-Don't and Stripen't! We are the most handsome men in Newark and it's true! We have foiled the plans of Polka-Do yet again! It's time to go home and snuggle under a blanket with no polka-dots! 🎵

Stripen't: Or Stripes!

Polka-Don't: Shut the fuck up.

by Sauce Pickle January 25, 2023

Don't get your charging cables all wound up

Don't get too worked up over this inconsequential thing. It's similar to "don't get your panties in a bunch, but much more relevant today"

Did the Uber cancel on you? Don't get your charging cables all wound up, we'll just order another cab.

by Curious Curls April 22, 2024

don't sketch

What to tell someone when they are worried about something for no good reason, or when they are acting sketch or sketchin' you out

Camille: "What if we get a bad grade on this?"
Andy: "Simply don't sketch we're fine."

by ziggytheman November 1, 2018

Putting thumbs where they don't need to be

Idiom used when someone is being/making something disorderly or to describe someone as loving gossip

1: Person 1: You really need to stop putting thumbs where they don't need to be.

Person 2: I'll put it all back when I'm done, I promise.

2: They keep putting their thumbs where they don't need to be.

by Imaginary_Fiend March 24, 2024