Lemon cream soda

the frothy, uncomfortable stream of piss that is created by peeing directly after busting a nut

ryan: yo, you ever get a bad case of lemon cream soda?

kyle: yeah, the shit sucks.

by MrStealYoMeme May 18, 2018

cream daddy

A daddy that gives the good cream

Wow you are a cream daddy!!!!!!!!!????????????? I thought you were a J.A.R.E.L.L!!!!

by The cream daddy himself May 19, 2018

Sour cream boys

Some twins that are pale asf and can't tan worth of s h e t.

Have you seen those Dolan twins? Looking like some sour cream boys

by Ishurboi May 24, 2018

Tallahassee Boston Cream

The act of pooping and hollowing out the poop. After doing this a man ejaculates into the hollowed out poop, filling it up all the way. The man closes up the poop and freezes it. A few hours later the man will put the poop inside of a woman's vagina until it gets soft and warm (like a cookie). The couple will then slice open the poop, let the cum ooze out and (if they feel like it) eat it, dipping the poop in the cum.

Boy: "Hi Cindy, what're you doing on Friday night?"
Girl: "Not much. What are you doing?"
Boy: "Not sure. I might just stay home and masturbate."
Girl: "Well if you're in the mood, wanna come over and make a Tallahassee Boston Cream with me?"
Boy: "Hell yeah! I've always wanted to try one of those, I hear they're really good!"

by WackyWaffleWonder May 26, 2018

Cream Bomb

A hearty chicken soup.

Nate made a delicious cream bomb for the family last night.

Damn, Gina! How many chickens had to die so you could make that cream bomb?

by BlackStax April 15, 2018

Nut Cream

A dumbass or a person who doesn't wash their hands after they busted a nut

1.you're a nut cream
2. Yo wash your hands nut cream

by Clingfling December 22, 2017

Happy Cream

A family friendly way of describing jiz, man fat or gentlemans relish.

A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.

Elizabeth: "so Megan, it was wonderful to meet you and spend Xmas with you and Harry, even if you have spent most of your time in the bedroom".
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017

by Burning blue soul December 28, 2017