cray 

a shorter way of saying crayon, crayon

My green cray broke.
I need to buy more cray.

cray by i<3crayons! June 10, 2012

crayon 

a swedish delicacy, a garnish for barbequed children

"Dude, how could you forget the crayons with dinner?!"

crayon by theawesomeoneee February 10, 2010

ass crayon 

When a woman is passed out, either from her own actions or by way of your rufies, the act of fucking her in the ass wildly and then drawing doodles on her sheets using your feces-stained penis.

These actions may be repeated until said drawing is complete.

That passed out bitch didn't appreciate that I ass crayoned her bed.
- or -
I have a wicked yeast infection in my foreskin from using my ass crayon too much.

ass crayon by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003

Crayon Eater 

Nickname for a UK army cadet given to them as most, if not all, are idiots who do not understand that crayons are not food. Yes Jimmy this im talking about you, and i know it was just once but you still did it.

Look at that crayon eater over there. What a wierdo

Crayon Eater by Fjfjfjfhfjfhfjfhfh June 12, 2018

crazysheet 

employs a particular brand of funny spectacularness

the unique rapper hits you with crazysheet style lyrics.

crazysheet by Mike Dup May 25, 2005

break your crayons

assertivness in the form of zero tolerance for disrespect, and taking no bullshit; yet being respectful of others. Who needs to bitch people out when you can tell them the truth. Truth breaks people just as easily as it is to accidentally break a crayon.

"I'm about to break his crayons if he doesnt man up."

Jane "break your crayons" Doe

break your crayons by giraffesarecooolerthanyou June 6, 2012

Crayfish 

A synonym for "crazy". An elongated form of "cray-cray", which is short for crazy. Used when someone or something is just so wacky you can't handle it.

God, that Lila is so crayfish!
Dude, that's completely crayfish...how embarrassing!

Crayfish by Awkotacocrayfish December 6, 2011