Asshole

everyone was defining the word "asshole" as people who are being assholes, I'm going to define THE asshole.

the g spot, in males and females.
also, a magical place that makes you feel good.

"yo dude, your asshole is so tight!"
"no homo though lol"

by aaaqqqqqaaaaaa October 15, 2023

Asshole light

The center brake light on an automobile.

The asshole light was out and so the car flunked the inspection.

by anonymous October 18, 2023

assholery

someone who has mastered the art of being an asshole

Michael wilkie has perfected being assholery

by anonymous November 3, 2023

Asshole

Someone who is so bloody annoying that you want to sucker punch them until they can no longer form sentences

Dave: Take me back blah blah blah....
Ex-Gf: Go Cry to your sneaky link you asshole

by LearnyourABC'S November 5, 2023

assholesexual

Having a strong desire to date horrible, mean, selfish men.

Did you know Jessica's an assholesexual? No wonder she's had so many boyfriends.

by ColeDass69 December 13, 2023

Asshole

The editors at Urban Dictionary who allowed “Israeled” to be defined in the way it has in your site are assholes.

I never realized there were so many anitsemitic assholes working at Urban Dictionary.

by Not an asshole December 28, 2023

Asshole Crusader

n1. people who seek assholes, and to dominate them

n2. someone you dislike, mildly or strongly

That guy right there is a complete asshole crusader, I mildly dislike him.

They call me the asshole crusader, there isn't no asshole in this room that hasn't been conquered by me.

by Aasta Paintmaasta December 28, 2023