Double cockblock

To ruin someone's chances of ruining you date

If your at the club and your talking to this chick and this drunk guy walks up and interrupts you and starts talking to your girl,

And you interrupt him and take her back that is double cockblocking.

by djawesome54 January 8, 2015

Double Plunger

When your double penetrating a chick and her vagina/butt hole makes a suction cup sound.

That was a nice double plunger !

by MonkeyAssassin55 September 17, 2016

Double Park

When the aggressor during doggy style intercourse becomes the passive party when another individual inserts his penis into aggressor A's anal orifice, thereby making the first aggressor unable to move forward or backward from his predicament.

"Did you hear about person A? He was doing person B doggy style when person C started doing person A doggy style. Person A couldn't do anything as he was double parked so he couldn't get out"

by liltoast October 21, 2016

Double Whopper

A two-in-one date night in which you first go to drive thru and annihilate some cheeseburgers and then proceed to the back lot of your local furniture store and annihilate your girl while in the car.

I heard Alex took Kassidy out on a double whopper last Saturday-- apparently they started off at BK and ended up at Cabinet Discounters. Of course he used mayo as lube!

by 69SwantonHigh November 14, 2016

double sunday

Getting drunk Friday and Saturday night, then waking up to an exceptionally powerful hangover on Sunday.

Sorry son, I can't father you very well because I'm suffering from a double Sunday.

by The Fingers October 16, 2015

Double Barreling

When a girl quiefs and farts at the same time.

When I pulled out of my girl she started double barreling!

by Stephanie 1 July 7, 2018

Double standard

A standard that is higher for one sex than another is a double standard. Feminism is full of double standards.

It's a double standard to think that a female who can't feed her kid because her tits got cut off by a machete is more devastating to the planet than five hundred males who got their genitals mutilated before they were beheaded. A way of thinking that one sex is more necessary to the future of the human race somehow, or that one sex should be treated as more righteous than the other.

by Solid Mantis July 8, 2019