Definitions by 69SwantonHigh

Double Whopper 

A two-in-one date night in which you first go to drive thru and annihilate some cheeseburgers and then proceed to the back lot of your local furniture store and annihilate your girl while in the car.

I heard Alex took Kassidy out on a double whopper last Saturday-- apparently they started off at BK and ended up at Cabinet Discounters. Of course he used mayo as lube!

Double Whopper by 69SwantonHigh November 14, 2016

Naked and afraid 

When your girl doesn't know she's your girl and she's screaming because she doesn't know how she ended up in your basement

Lilly was naked and afraid. Michael was just naked.

Naked and afraid by 69SwantonHigh August 27, 2016