When you are halfway taking a shower when the water goes cold/hot or stops suddenly, either by somone playing a joke or just naturally.
by Downtown wtf January 4, 2009
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Mike's been wondering what to do with the corpses for a while, as they're very incriminating evidence, and are also starting to smell real bad... but then yesterday he had a showertime epiphany: dump them in the river!
by xAnnabel December 14, 2009
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I love to showerbate in cold water
by triangle_boy June 24, 2011
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Showberryness only ever applies when sharing a strangers second hand bum warmth in a cramped cubicle comes as a complete shock. Showberryness is always spiced with a degree of surprise.
The degree of showberryness experienced is directly proportional to the heat of the toilet seat, from an almost imperceptible reaction to a lukewarm / borderline cold seat, to barely suppressed nausea caused by a recent volcano arsed occupant.
Although showberryness is usually a fleeting sensation, a 'flashback' variant is not uncommon if you discover who you caught showberryness off soon after the event.
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If you hang around in puplic toilets waiting for strangers to vacate cubicles so you can kiss cheeks at one remove, then you either live somewhere very cold and have developed a commendable survival technique, or you're fucking perverted. Neither of these examples can be classed as true showbberryness.
Showberryness only ever applies when sharing a strangers second hand bum warmth in a cramped cubicle comes as a complete shock. Showberryness is always spiced with a degree of surprise.
The degree of showberryness experienced is directly proportional to the heat of the toilet seat, from an almost imperceptible reaction to a lukewarm / borderline cold seat, to barely suppressed nausea caused by a recent volcano arsed occupant.
Although showberryness is usually a fleeting sensation, a 'flashback' variant is not uncommon if you discover who you caught showberryness off soon after the event.
Disambiguation:
If you hang around in puplic toilets waiting for strangers to vacate cubicles so you can kiss cheeks at one remove, then you either live somewhere very cold and have developed a commendable survival technique, or you're fucking perverted. Neither of these examples can be classed as true showbberryness.
by yonabout June 6, 2011
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A proposed devolutionary stage of Twerking wherein the object is to gyrate until the feces flops up out of one's anus and onto the small of the back, similar to a pancake in a frying pan; associated with the conjectured devolution of dance into public displays of defecation and/or "monkey-sex," associated with the decline of Hip Hop and the dumbing down of America.
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Gerund: Shwerking, Slang Gerund: Shwerkin,'
A proposed devolutionary stage of Twerking wherein the object is to gyrate until the feces flops up out of one's anus and onto the small of the back, similar to a pancake in a frying pan; associated with the conjectured devolution of dance into public displays of defecation and/or "monkey-sex," associated with the decline of Hip Hop and the dumbing down of America.
Related forms,
Gerund: Shwerking, Slang Gerund: Shwerkin,'
by zaezl November 15, 2013
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2) Brad: "Yo did you see Brittany last night?"
Lamar: "Yeah that hoe was hella Shwerzy!"
by UCIraq May 6, 2015
Get the Shwerzy mug.A really long shower or a shower that will last forever. Usually taken when a person needs to think for a very long time about what somebody said to them or when you need to cry endlessly into the water drain.
Max: Send bobs and vagene pls.
Greg: Now that you've said that to me I need to take a showever.
Max: Is John still in the damn shower?
Greg: Yeah, he's been having that showever ever since FilthyFrank left youtube and-
John: WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME!?
Greg: I think we should give him time.
Greg: Now that you've said that to me I need to take a showever.
Max: Is John still in the damn shower?
Greg: Yeah, he's been having that showever ever since FilthyFrank left youtube and-
John: WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME!?
Greg: I think we should give him time.
by Ur Mom a Gay May 5, 2018
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