Boomer Boner

A thing a person has, basically someone who brags about their age/time they were born, thinking people will think they are cool for being a old piece of shit.

Henry: What are you looking at kid? Go play on the swings

Jimmy: uh oh, someone has a boomer boner

by DastardlyPoptard October 22, 2019

Nerd Boner

An erection that is gained by nerds when they talk about technology. Benjamin Joseph Wickens gets them all the time.

What happens when people talk about goigle fiber is a Nerd Boner.

by welshcaravan May 15, 2014

Boner Bunt

When you have a boner, and you sneak up behind someone with the boner near their head, call their name, and then they'll turn their head into the boner.

That girl is hot, I'm going to sneak up behind her and boner bunt her in the face while we're watching Star Trek Next Generation later!

by Micahdykajackoffsen December 24, 2010

boneless boner

it's when you're horny but don't get a boner

elliot:rodger you remember that time you got a boneless boner

roder:please don't remind me of that

by fire pro YT November 23, 2019

bogs boner

When your friend Robert has a boner or you can use it as his nickname

Yo did you see bogs boner ? It was so small hahah

by Kurtium August 24, 2014

Cyber Boner

While Texting/ Emailing/ IMing, your girlfriend says something that excites your penis.

"Today I was talking to my girlfiend about having sex, and her response gave me a total cyber boner!"

by whispering-eye222 December 20, 2009

Boner Snowman

When a guy puts his stiff dick in the snow until its so cold it is totally numb and then shoves it in a girls warm pussy.

Carl and Liz fucking outside in the snow...

Liz(bent over): Come on baby get inside me...
Carl(dick in the snow): Hang on babe, when it comes it'll be worth the wait.
Carl with his dick totally numb and freezing cold quickly shoves his whole shaft in Liz's warm pussy. Liz screams out with pleasure and asks "WOW, What was that?"
Carl responds, that's a Boner Snowman.

by Cold Horny John February 9, 2013