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Mexican banana boat ride

Derived from the phallic appearance of the yellow tubes carrying riders pulled by a boat that look like giant bananas. Thus a banana boat ride can be a euphemism for sex. Ergo, slang for sex with a Mexican man, usually associated with a tourist in Mexico having sex with a local man on vacation
While on vacation in Mexico, James invited Ricardo back to his hotel room for a Mexican banana boat ride.
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Honey Banana 

That state after a long makeout session or other pre-sexual activity whereby some cruel evil bitch just leaves a poor fella all erect, with pre-cum on his dick, blue balls and a bad case of unexpressed sexual tension.
Tim: so did you seal the deal with that chic you went out with yesterday?
Ted: Fuckin bitch!, she had us making out for like 30 mins then just leaves me there all honey banana! . Had to finish myself off after a very hard walk back home.
Honey Banana by Dr.GregoryHouse January 10, 2018

stiff banana 

An oddly hard banana. Really hard. The longer they are the harder they are. From personal experience.
"It's just a really stiff banana!"
stiff banana by StiffBanana January 25, 2018

Nana Banana 

When a person annoys you and you want to annoy him too so you say "Nana Banana". It's like saying "I'm not listening" or "You can't catch me". It is oftenly said in a game of Catch/Hide and seek
Someone: you got a ticket to the movies? This movie sucks!
Me: jealous much? Nana Banana
Nana Banana by U I May 10, 2019

Moist Banana 

A Lazy Ass Banana Making memes and posting them on Instagram
Hey have you heard of Moist Banana?”
“Yeah that Guy Sucks”

Moist Banana 

A Lazy Ass Banana Making memes and posting them on Instagram
Hey have you heard of Moist Banana?”
“Yeah that Guy Sucks”

candied banana 

The after effects of when a female dips her male companion's penis in caramel. Once hardened, the caramel becomes a condom for sexual use. Often used during fall time when there is leftover caramel from making candied apples.
Did you hear Bob and Cindy made Candied Bananas? After they fucked, ants crawled all over Cindy's vagina due to the friction, coupled with the high temperature of the vagina lining, melting the caramel inside her.
candied banana by Warrior ninja October 24, 2019