Can you play?

A question to ask a friend if they are alright and can continue to hangout after they got hurt.

My friend ran into the door and hit his arm the other day so I asked him “can you play?” to make sure he was still cool to go out.

by AddieRose January 07, 2021

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Canned White Russian

When you invite a Russian man over to have sex with your wife and then you drink his cum out of her asshole afterwards.

Friend: Did I see Igor, that Russian guy from the gym, coming out of your house this morning?
Me: Yeah, I invited him over for a Canned White Russian last night.

by Onskeigh November 30, 2024

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Shit in a Can

Where a T-rex violently pushes out a fucking rock hard turd nugget in a condensed canned steamed with broccoli semen

Damn it smells like I just Shit in a Can

by T.T.R October 23, 2020

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How off can a lime really be

“how off can a lime really be” a phrase commonly used in the United Kingdom that is used to explain that a bad situation cannot really be that’s bad

"let’s make some cocktails? the limes are old, but how off can a lime really be?"
"Is it safe to drink this pimms? It’s over a year old… fuck it how off can a lime really be"
"I want to buy this, but a buttons missing… but how off can a lime really be?"

by TC&YAS May 10, 2022

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