takeshi's castle

cult japanese game show, voiced over by craig charles. basically, loads of funny challenges that involve people getting hurt or muddy and looking like twats. genius

A)oh shit, there's 3 episodes of takeshi's castle in a row. we'll be up til 1 am
B) we could always not watch it

A and B) nah, that aint gonna happen

by wonderfool December 1, 2003

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Takethathill

"takethathill" means ASS
Mother fuc*** Author who thinks he is a smart ass! Fu** u dame son of a whore.

Tom: I cant understand this defination?
Philip: Cuz its written by Takethathill. And he cant even understand his own relation with his father.
Tom:?
Philip: I banged his mom! Bitch thats why!

by BJ-Leviathan March 8, 2009

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Any ticket agency company which is expert at levelling unjustified fees and preventing all but the wealthy from attending cultural and sporting events.

Bonus points are awarded for parking fees at venues without parking, internet convenience charges when you print the ticket out yourself, and per-ticket service charges for internet booking. The trump card is when it's an exclusive contract so you can't buy tickets from anyone else, and worst, not even from the venue itself.

Any corporate with a monopoly like this can be referred to as TakeItMasters of the Universe (as assisted by He-Man the Tout).

I was going to take my girl to see Pearl Jam play tonight but you could only buy the tickets from TakeItMaster, $10 each with $30 processing charge per ticket so we watched TV at home instead.

by Samuel Crawley January 6, 2009

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takeover artist

An artist/musician/band on music streaming services played again and again and again, especially after giving any one of their tunes a thumb's up.

Don't thumb's up that Cat Stevens track on my Talking Heads station, Brittany -- Stevens is a total takeover artist like The Beatles or Michael Jackson!

by @Bugyack April 25, 2015

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