Adam

The ultimate sex guru who also gives life advice
Also has the best 9/11 humour
Biggest political mf
Has big dick energy
So sarcastic, he’ll make Stewie Griffin eat his heart out
He makes everyone gay for him
Me: do itttt
Adam: what
Me: yk
Adam: ESHAY BAHHHHH
by Urslut<3 November 21, 2021
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An Adam is a person, who does not get people does not like him. He keeps showing up to parties, even though people does not invite him. He keeps touching girls even though they have asked him to stop.
Girl, he is such a red flag, what an Adam
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The Adam species which is a subspecies of the Homosapien is never book smart but is really money smart which is more important. Adam is attracted to money and only money. He is a money whore. A Timophilia.
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A sociopath and troll. Either an amazing person or a based homophobic bigot. No in betweens. Usually there when you need him the most. Knows the back alley of the internet in the palm of his hand.
Person 1: Have you heard from Adam recently?
Person 2: Yeah, he just got banned from r/LGBTQ
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IT is where a boy kisses a boy
Can we do an ADAM today babz?
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He will touch you and grab your big pair of buns, but fuck you with his 12cm dick. A warning to all who mess with Adam: he will rape your uncles and grandpas and send the video to your 7-year-old sister or kid.
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Adam is just one fake ass beaner; he most definitely fucked your dad or grandpa. Do not, and I repeat, DO NOT let Adam around your dad or grandpa; that man will do unspeakable things to them. P.S. Adam is not your average beaner.
Oh God, is that Adam? I heard he will grab your nuts and twist them while running a train with the immigrants that work at the home depot around the corner on you, your dad, uncle, grandpa, and cousins.
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